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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Quantum Bits

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The more elegant the physics theory, the more it is ruined by butts.

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Horatio

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Also why is no talking about a psychiatrist for Ophelia? Like, what's with your family, man?

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Honest Trailers - Star Wars Spinoffs (Holiday Special & More!)

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Duration: 05:19

Before Solo: A Star Wars Story milks your nostalgia dry, discover three spinoffs that took everything from the old Star Wars and....let's say.....gives you something different - it's Honest Trailers: Star Wars Spinoffs

Featuring the:
Star Wars Holiday Special,
Caravan of Courage: The Ewok's Adventure Special
Ewoks Battle of Endor Special

Voiceover Narration by Jon Bailey
Title design by Robert Holtby

Producers - Dan Murrell, Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, and Max Dionne
Written by Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell

Edited by Kevin Williamsen and TJ Nordaker

Supervising Producer: Warren Tessler
Production Coordinator: Tina Choi

Edited by Kevin Williamsen and TJ Nordaker
Post-Production Supervisor: Gracie Hartmann
Post-Production Coordinator: Carolyn Croce
Assistant Editor: Emin Bassavand

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#1400; In which You gotta try Something

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You go tell those crybabies on Nextdoor that THIS FAMILY is WORKING ON SOLUTIONS

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Avengers Infinity War - HISHE Review (SPOILERS)

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From: HISHEdotcom
Duration: 11:32

After viewing Avengers Infinity War, How It Should Have Ended's Daniel shares his initial thoughts about the film. There are spoilers here. Beware of your viewing and comment scrolling.

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Good To Know: German Firefighters Trained To Deal With Adult Toy Emergencies

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german-firefighter-adult-toy-training.jpg (above) I'm not sure what I'm looking at but I want no part of it. Firefighters in Germany are now being trained to deal with sex toy emergencies (I need a dildo, STAT!), due to a recent spike in people getting their penises stuck in things, and things stuck in their butts. *shrug* It happens. Just stay calm, it'll come out eventually -- that's my motto.
Emergency crews are being drilled in cutting off penis rings or extracting items that have got stuck in hard to reach places. The seminar is called Maschinenunfaelle in German, which translates to 'Mechanical Failures'. More than 600 firefighters were given a lesson in how to remove penis rings, in Dresden this week. The 15-minute rescue technique involves inserting a spatula between the victim's penis and the ring before it is cut off with a grinder.
Man, I'm not sure I'd feel all that comfortable with nothing between my penis and a grinder but a spatula. Could you even imagine being the person sitting there while firefighters grind away a ring just millimeters from you penis? That'll make you think twice before getting kinky again. "Would it though?" Absolutely not, let's move to Germany. Thanks to K Diddie, who agrees you should definitely try using all the butter in your fridge before calling the fire department (two sticks usually does the trick).
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